Fashion model and fashion website editor Lauren Scruggs stepped into the path of a spinning airplane propeller. There’s no real way to polish that turd. Friends say she may have been waving to the pilot for a job well done. Instead, she lost her left hand and possibly her eye. Let’s recap, this idiot WALKED INTO A SPINNING PROPELLER. Those things aren’t exactly subtle.
In lieu of any actual footage, I obtained an artist’s rendering of what happened. And by “I obtained”, of course I mean “I spent 4 minutes in MS Paint”.
I’m not sure why she was flying in a lemon with no back tires, or why the lemon appears to still be in flight.