Mike Holmgren provides insight into his draft preparation

Newly anointed football czar, Mike Holmgren, addresses the local Cleveland media about the pending draft as well as his process and his strategy going in. Pretty sure LSD was involved.

“I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all at the combine
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I’m scouting
Sitting on a golf cart
Waiting for lunch to come
Bitching about contracts on stupid bloody Tuesday
Cribbs you’ve been a naughty boy
you let your dreads grow long

Mangini’s the eggman
He is the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob

Mr. fatty lineman sitting
pretty little receivers in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I’m scouting
I’m scouting, I’m scouting
Yellow dijon mustard
Dripping from a my hot dog’s bun
Cockblocking ex-wife
Pornographic poses
Clausen, you’ve been a naughty girl
you let your college coach down

Eric’s the eggman
He is the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob

Sitting in a Cleveland war room
waiting for the phone
If it don’t ring we won’t steal Suh
from wearing a Rams uni.

Mangina’s the eggman
He is the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob

Experts, sexters choking smokers
don’t you think Sean Salisbury laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I’m dying
Sammy Bradford
smoking Shanahan’s tower
Elementary playbook inflating Tebow’s stock
Man, I should have seen them picking
Ndamukong Suh first overall.

Eric’s the eggman
He is the eggman
I am the walrus
(stuffs a Twix in his mouth)
Goo goo g’ joob
Goo goo g’ joob
Goo goo g’ goo
goo goo g’ joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba”

Here’s the musical accompaniment if you need it…

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